Well, I learned how to play DotA.....
I got smashed in the first game, had the techies (suicide bomber goblins) and then in the 2nd game I had some kind of big ass melee slow thing.
I think I would have had a better game if I knew their terminologies and the map better, like, when they say the secret store, wtf is it?.... Or how the recipies work for stuff... oh well, next time I guess.

We also played CoD4 (Call of Duty 4), and I did much much better on that LOL. I really like that game =P